The Silly Little Girl and Her Long Nails…
I always tell this stupid lesbian joke to my friends and it never seize to get an uproar of ‘eeews’ and ‘your so gross’ comments. The joke goes like, ‘What do you call a lesbian with long nails?’ the answer is ‘single’ :P, well, it’s actually really corny but it always gets a reaction. To those who didn’t get it, well go back to the green room and research on it!
Anyway, I’ve always had long nails back in college, changed it to different colors all the time that my nails would turn yellow already, I would go for nude, white, to really black, and nuns would always tell me to remove my black polish. One thing I always have on my organizer is a pocket nail file, and I would be filing my square nails when I’m bored in class. Then during my junior years I had to work on so much art stuff and production that I had to cut it really short, I’ve never grown them since. Until a few weeks ago, I’ve decided I want to sport the square nail look again, and I’ve been dying to have French tips. It’s easy for me to sport long nails cuz they don’t chip easily; I’d hurt myself trying to break them. The problem is I’ve had them short for so long I’ve been having a hard time maintaining them. I’ve had these square shaped long nails now for 2 weeks and now and I’m contemplating on cutting them short again. I’m having a hard time working on my computer with them getting in the way, I’m going to be busy the next coming days and I know I’m just going to have a hard time maneuvering with my nails long and hard. I’m always worried on scratching my laptop and now that I’m sketching again I find it really gross to have kneaded eraser getting stuck on my nails. 
Sigh…what a problem, I know it’s silly but damn they look so nice and just when I’m getting the hang of it again I have to get rid of it. I find it really sexy having long French tip nails, from holding the spoon and fork, to sporting chopsticks, and holding a stick of cigarette. And then comes the perils of having long nails…soaps get stuck in it, lotions, moisturizers, bread crumbs, so on and so fort, all the gross stuff…then I always have to move slower so that I don’t hit anything with it. So now I’m just going to get rid of it and have it short again. Oh well at least its easy to get it to grow, and I find it much better typing with the soft pads of my fingers that the extended hard shells hammering on the keyboard… silly I know, but I just wanted to write about it.